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My son is 9 years old. This year he has a great alien costume, but it’s so complicated that it takes half an hour to put on and half an hour to take off. When it’s on there’s no way for him to go to the bathroom. I don’t want him to miss out on any of the fun on Halloween, so I suggested to him that we get him disposable diapers to wear under his costume. He seems okay with the idea. Do you think it’s okay, since it’s only for this one day? Read more

and I was approached by 12 aliens wearing Nixon masks. If I dance under the same circumstances tonight, what are the chances my alien friends will return? Read more

When i was a kid i found a picture of a green alien wearing a red helmet or something of the sort standing infront of a soda vending machine. It was in some tabloid magazine trying to convince the public that aliens and other silly things are real. There were photos of centaurs and other stuff in it too.
If ANYONE knows where to find this ophoto please let me know. If you even know the name of the magazine that would help. Read more

… dressed up as? How does she remind you of Obama?
She has been in public housing since 2004 when she was ordered to be deported. http://www.kansascity.com/440/story/1118… Read more

and been asked probing questions? Read more

he drinks sugary water?? Read more

Yes I have she stole a Yugo, crashed the vehicle and had a baby. Read more

I know he wants to look his Sunday best for his fifth place finish in New Hampshire… Read more

teddy bear masks….oh wait, no, ALIEN MASKS Read more

I mean, I know he’s French, but that’s no excuse for being a bug eyed, grey skinned freak of nature is it? Read more

it would probly b on ebay or somewhere
if u find it, send me a pic of u wearing it :) lol Read more

not sure if i should wear it or nothttp://halloweenadultcostumes.us/illegal… Read more

the shirt came from target if im not mistaken. it was made by Utility. it had the same picture on the front and back. it was an alien wearing a joker hat with a big smile on his face…does anybody know where i can find a picture of that shirt or the shirt it self?????? Read more

You didn’t have a crack pipe in one hand and a copy of A Study in Scarlet in the other did you? Read more